Hey kid, I am the internet.
What happens when you’ve spent the day tormenting your little brother and dad while making demands of what WILL happen?
Daddy logs into the router and blocks you from all internet access.
I give the 5yr old credit, he is pretty tech savvy for his age. He can handle a tablet, laptop and most electronic devices with no problem. He can get to PBS Kids and play games, he watches videos on YouTube, he loves to watch things with Chromecast and is learning how to work the mixer. Every once in awhile though you have to give the little buggers a reminder of who’s boss and when your daddy comes from a very long IT background, that reminder will only be fun for your parents.
Teaspoon, have a nice day.