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3 trips to the ER and it’s not Polio

December 14th, 2012 Leave a comment Go to comments

I’m laying on the boys bedroom floor right now next to my youngest while typing this on my phone. He started the latest round of sickness in our house last night with multiple instances of going *mmmblah* on our floor. Honestly, I’m terrified he’ll do it in his sleep.

Nice visual eh?

His trip to the ER last night marks 3 of the last 4 someone in this house has made a trip to the emergency room. Not a trend I want to brag about but one that we’ll look back on in a few years and say “damn that sucked!”

You never know when something like this will hit and unfortunately Teaspoon, who hasn’t been sick, might miss another day of school because he’s been exposed. Even worse is that he might miss being in his first Christmas performance tonight.

My wife, who was finally getting over her nights on the floor sick, is at the brink of exhaustion while I’m awake fighting it off.

Someone on Twitter last night said I should be thankful it wasn’t 60 years ago when he was a kid because it could be polio ( I’m not making that up) and I’m sure my mom would chine in “Douglas, it could always be worse… like polio.”

Nothing makes you feel more helpless as a parent than watching your sick child suffer.

Going through this has taught me the importance of putting things into perspective and being prepared.

Always have baking soda in stock. Keep a supply of Gatorade and towels in the basement. A clean toilet is a happy place. Caillou might be an evil show but it relaxes the youngins. Sugar free freezepops make the medicine go down and insulate the 2nd floor because damn it’s cold up here!

Oh, and don’t catch the polio

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  • Misshughes1

    Lol…yeah just wait till you get those ER bills…you won’t be laughing…..I just got my $ 6, 000 er bill for 2 hours in the er, two bags of IV fluid and two pain med shots for a kidneystone…FML

  • http://www.shouldidrinkthat.com spoon

    $50 co-pay for each trip, that’s it :)

  • MsCarolineFB

    It is absolutely the worst feeling! But I’m fairly certain it’s supposed to be. It means you love them more than yourself and that is what being a parent is all about.

    I think I may have used the baby monitors until my kids were in their teens…

  • http://twitter.com/cp0hl Chris

    Guessing you went to St. Claire ’cause it’s closest … they good (hell, they probably saved my life a few years ago), but they also slow at times.

    We found that Jefferson (past Century 3 Mall) is a bit further, but usually less waiting around.

  • http://www.shouldidrinkthat.com spoon

    Secret is going during the week when there are no drunks there. Wifey told me she was seeing a doc before they even sat down. We’ve been to St Clair a few times since moving to the south and have rarely waited. Much better upgrade than when we went to Mercy or UPMC Cranberry

  • http://www.shouldidrinkthat.com spoon

    they’re thankfully doing better. Youngest slugged Teaspoon so i guess thats a good sign