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I love you global warming

January 31st, 2012 3 comments

or El Nino or whatever it is in heaven above that has given this as our 15 day (and month of Feb) forecast:

Now if this holds true it will pose a few problems:

  1. Hobos living under the bridges wont know wtf us going on. This will totally screw with their hibernation.
  2. The Occupy people just caught a huge break if they’re still camping out. damn.
  3. The Mayans probably did predict this & we’re all goners in December.
  4. PennDOT will find some reason not to patch holes.
  5. If I have to cut my grass I’m cutting someone.
  6. I think it’s God’s way of telling me to get outside and exercise or else.
  7. I can’t throw any more snowballs at Teaspoon

Plus side if this holds up:

  1. I’m wearing shorts to Pens games
  2. I don’t have to buy any more salt
  3. I can brew outside
  4. It buys me time to get the house properly insulated and fix more of whatever Capt. Obvious did.
  5. My birthday is going to be very comfortable

 

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