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teething

Welcome to my hell and where I have been the last 2-3 weeks. Shortly after turning 1 my youngest spiraled into teething hell. You’d think I would have remembered what it was like with Teaspoon but obviously I blocked it out of my mind.

Those without children have already chimed in about giving the kid hard liquor or Tylenol to which I twitch and look at them funny. If there is even a picture of liquor around a kid you have some freaky freak calling youth services on your ass.

The picture is a few months old but shows perfectly how almost every waking hour has been. At first the teeth would come in slowly and them BOOM 8-10! Its like the kid was on some growth hormone and man was he pissed.

Thankfully he’s starting to chill out and after weeks of us averaging 2-4hrs of sleep a night we’re close to making it a full night.

We’re on the dawn of our next fight. He hates his crib and refuses to sleep in it. Someone get me the duct tape…

 

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