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Teaspoon, you’ll shoot your eye out kid!

December 11th, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments
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Nothing like sitting at the dinner table and finding out your son pee’d on his own face. God, I love being a dad…

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    • Shawn

      Its not Doug, its Puppy when he’s had 10 to many then, the piss hits the fan. The kids looks great for having some issues, he big to, what size ice skates did you get him for christmas.

    • erinkpgh

      A few years ago I was talking about the “pee-pee teepee” product I saw at a baby store and a mom friend told me that on the changing table her son managed to wiz into his own mouth. She couldn’t decide whether to grab a towel or call his father (but she was laughing too hard).

    • Stacey

      What a fab looking family!! Teaspoon looks great, as do you and Heather! Wait until you potty train him and he tells you, after spending the day with Grandma “I peed on the shower curtain because Grandma told me to.” Ummm…yeah right :)

    • http://douglasderda.com douglas

      Puppy never pisses himself, he has 2 bathrooms in Studio A :)

      OMG Erin! I saw that at babies R Us and told Lushie we should have come up with that. Save your $20 and use a washcloth.

      Stac, you dont want to see what he’s done to the walls

    • http://gobobbo.com GoBobbo

      This is the first I’ve heard Lushie! She DOES exist! Aside from some photos, I always wondered if you just made up a name and claimed to be married! ;)

      I believe her when she says you still pee on yourself.

    • sunshine

      or just wait till the toliet seat falls when he can barely get up it over the edge of the toliet..

    • http://www.theburghbaby.com Burgh Baby

      I’m not sure what it means that Heather’s first actual appearance here (without the Ashley Judd mask) is a video documenting your kid’s fabulous new skill. There’s definitely a meaning there, though.

      I was babysitting a 6-year old forever ago and he managed the same trick, only while standing and supposedly peeing in the toilet. I really have no idea what was going on in there. Something.

    • http://douglasderda.com douglas

      its probably also the last video you’ll see her on. Usually when the red light comes on she flees

    • http://jessknott.tumblr.com Jess

      HA! This is phenomenal. But, you know, people pee on their faces sometimes. They do. Lots of them. It’s not as rare as you think. Don’t judge, y’all. ;)

      You guys are hilarious. Love it.

    • http://douglasderda.com douglas

      so its better to be pissed on than pissed off