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Are you a fan of God? Facebook thinks you should be

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I love being up at 3:30am some mornings. The house is quiet and it’s me and the laptop. OK, and the wii when Teaspoon is in between feedings. It is also at this time when trivial and quirky things online tend to humor me and right now, it’s Facebook’s “suggest” system.

Some questions that started going through my head when I saw God was a suggestion for my cheering section.

  • Only 4? FOUR! Either a lot of people I know are going to Hell or they’re tired of his Super Poke
  • Didn’t we learn anything from Bruce Almighty about using technology?
  • I wonder what God’s bling is like?
  • Maybe he started an account to keep his eye on Jesus? That was in his photo section. Seriously.
  • I wonder if he’d join the Should I Drink That group?

I really need to get some sleep before I mistakenly friend Satan too and they both want to add me to their Mafia War gang.

*sigh* yup, that’s Facebook for ya.

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    • http://flotsnjets.wordpress.com Jess

      He may be snobby enough not to join your group, but I did. Perhaps there’s a wee difference in our status, however…

    • http://douglasderda.com douglas

      I think he may cheat at facebook Texas Hold’em. At least I wouldn’t play him

    • http://www.backtohiking.com Thom

      I just IM’ed God…as usual it was marked “Away” and i don’t expect a response. I just wanted to know if he was on twitter yet.

    • http://douglasderda.com douglas

      I know Jeebus is. He’s following me