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Baby Plus – Prenatal Education System

December 14th, 2008 Leave a comment Go to comments

I’ve been busy job hunting and working on my final project for school (due next week) that I admit my time for blogging this week was non existent. I was averaging 16 hours a day online so I had to shut down at night. I know, I can’t believe I said it either.

One thing that I’ve learned through this pregnancy is that there is a butt load of money to be made on completely useless crap to unknowing first time parents. Check out the gem pictured above. Lushie and I had to hit Motherhood in Monroeville yesterday to do an exchange. While she was trying on new pants I looked around to see if there was a stocking stuffer I could purchase. That’s when I saw it… The Baby Plus Prenatal Education System.

“The BabyPlus curriculum is a series of 16 naturally derived sounds that resemble a mother’s heartbeat. The rhythm of the sounds increases incrementally as the pregnancy progresses. The BabyPlus sonic pattern introduces your child to a sequential learning process, built upon the natural rhythms of their own environment.”

Are you freaking serious? I think the tag line is even better, Your womb, the perfect classroom. We’re into the headphones on the belly thing (I say that so Jackson can rock out to Pearl Jam) and all that jazz but this is hands down ridiculous. If you own one I want to know why and if it has worked for you. Enlighten me. I think what bugs me is the marketing behind it. Jackson will get the best education we can provide but Jesus give kids a chance to be kids. To say the womb is a classroom makes those obsessive competitive parents get excited more than chugging 5 Red Bulls.

This is an Oprah approved item so there’s a good chance that my mom will bring it up. She’s one of those who thinks the big O shits gold and I’ve already heard “Well Oprah says…” more than enough.

In fact after writing this I think I may either need to start a fatherhood blog or start reading more.  Guys, have any suggestions?

    Categories: Family, Fatherhood, Misc.
    • sunshine

      Hey think back to when we were kids we didnt have alot of this stuff and we turned out alright didnt we? well ok i admit im a little of balance but i was probably droped on my head.. but bro i say just keep up with the pearl jam.. let him be a kid it only last so long ya know..

    • http://www.burghbaby.com Burgh Baby

      I’m telling you again, you need to start writing for Burgh Dad. I’m so totally not kidding. Burgh Mom is launching in January, and there is absolutely room for the “other” side.

      If you had bought that thing I would have totally used it to whack you upside the head. It ranks very high on the Stupid Crap Marketed to Pregnant People Scale.

    • TTG

      Another thing high on the list that made me almost blow 50 bucks was that device so you can listen to your baby’s heart beat at home. For some reason when I saw it I thought ‘OH DEAR JESUS I NEED THIS, HOW ELSE WILL I KNOW IF MY BABY’S HEART IS BEATING!!!AGGGG I’M A BAD PARENT ALREADY!’ Within seconds sanity kicked back in and we decided against the purchase. Now the kicking is plenty a reminder the kid is in there.

    • Liz

      TTG: A couple of my friends bought the heartbeat-listening thing. First time they tested it out, their cat jumped up between them and started purring directly into it. Almost deafened them. :)

    • http://douglasderda.com douglas

      sunshine, you used to eat lead based paint and glue. You turned out alright. Well for the most part :)

      Ladies I would ask for a personal smackdown from all of you if I ever bought something like that. Now, the personal baby wiper warmer, I SO want that. Of course I may want this for myself too. HA!

    • Stacey V

      When I saw the pic, I thought you bought it :-) I saw that in a Conceive magazine and shook my head – amazing. WTH does Oprah know about any of it anyways?

    • Erin Shaffer

      One of the girls that used to work with me actually had this last year. I wanted to throw her out of the window. Each “lesson” was a series of knocking sounds that she had to have on every day. I seriously wanted to hurt her.

    • http://douglasderda.com douglas

      Stacey, I would ask you to beat me with it before I strap it to Lushie. Oprah is the devil incarnate. wtf does she know about anything besides sucking the money out of peoples emotions. She like the televangelists but without God.

      Jesus Erin I’d have to rip that off someone if I heard it. That’s insane… which is fitting of a person who would buy it.

    • Stacey V

      Something tells me that Lushie would beat you before I got to you!

    • http://douglasderda.com douglas

      she was ready to beat me up for even looking at it