To the everyday person that looks like me being a nice guy but in reality it’s another dumbass driver chatting on her cell phone and applying makeup. How do i know? Keep reading.

Ironic as it is about PittGirl’s run-in with a jackass on the road I figured it would only be time before I saw one for myself.  This happens at least every 2 days for me where people run red lights while on the phone or pull moves like this.  Let me explain this situation as we head on over to THE GOOGLE MAP.

Car 1 - me | Car 2 - guy in front of me | Car 3 - driver in front of him

As you can see there is a gap in between all of us.  Siince during rush hour this is a highly used road it’s an unspoken rule to leave it open so people in the oncoming traffic can get in and out, thus reducing gridlock.

Yesterday this tart in the Lexus SUV comes hauling ass down the road (I could see her in the mirror), annoyed because of the long line, trying to cut someone off.  She sees this opening in front of me and within a split second pulls what you see in that picture. She blocked traffic. Not just oncoming but in both directions. I see her wave as if that justified what happened in her mind.  I keep my cool and wait as 4 other cars who would have normally made the turn onto that road are now blocked from Lexus lady. While looking ahead I see her fixing her hair and powdering her face all while talking on a cell phone.

This is a common thing out my way. Lots of expensive gas guzzlin vehicles and dumbasses behind the wheel. My favorite is still the guy who parked in a “Compact Car” spot with his Hummer and had to rest the passenger side on a curb at Giant Eagle because he couldn’t fit.

classic stuff my friends…