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Google Maps is responsible for 100% of accidents in Pittsburgh

I’m heading to the South Hills tonight from the north and plugged the address into Google Maps. It told me to…

ummmmm yeah. Either Google Maps 1) thinks I drive Death Proof 2) is out to kill me 3) is trying to thin the heard.

Here are the next 3 steps I should follow. The grand finale will be crashing into the 51 ramp.

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Categories: Misc., Pittsburgh, idiots, roadtrip
  1. June 11th, 2008 at 16:02 | #1

    It must have forgotten it’s the United States and not Great Britain?

  2. Dick Hammer
    June 11th, 2008 at 16:05 | #2

    “Suiciders guide to infinity”

  3. June 11th, 2008 at 16:16 | #3

    LOL!

  4. June 11th, 2008 at 20:18 | #4

    I happen to know the young man who drives the google car and aside from a heavy addiction to acid he is a fine gentleman.

  5. June 11th, 2008 at 22:43 | #5

    I happen to drive the Google car and I thought I was the only one who could taste the arrows.

  6. June 12th, 2008 at 10:13 | #6

    Caroline, well that explains why it says to look for the colour red belt :)

    Dickie, since you drive an ambulance, have you ever tried this maneuver to get to a scene or do you cause it to make one?

    Rachel, i actually LOL’d in my office when I saw it.

    Lunchbox & Carman, next time you 2 try this take a video camera.

  7. June 12th, 2008 at 20:04 | #7

    I did the same thing as Rachel when I read this. You’d think Google would try not to kill people.

  8. June 13th, 2008 at 13:08 | #8

    Woy, I believe it’s part of their plan to own your soul.

  9. June 16th, 2008 at 11:57 | #9

    Google Maps are a work of the devil.
    On another note, glad to have found you here. Club Med-ers unite!

  10. Arika
    June 16th, 2008 at 14:09 | #10

    I still think my favorite is Google-ing directions from new york to france where it tells you to jump off of a pier and SWIM to france.

  11. June 17th, 2008 at 09:31 | #11

    MiamiShyner, while it is evil I still how I can click and drag a defined route to go the way I want because, ya know, I have shortcuts that GM doesnt recognize :) I can make Erie County my biatch!

    Arika, hahaha I forgot about the swimming to France thing. I still love that I can zoom in on the moon also.

  12. October 20th, 2009 at 10:02 | #12

    that’s really funny! i wonder if it’s improved since you wrote this!

  13. October 20th, 2009 at 14:14 | #13
  1. June 16th, 2008 at 11:20 | #1
  2. October 20th, 2009 at 13:58 | #2
  3. October 20th, 2009 at 14:31 | #3