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Google Maps is responsible for 100% of accidents in Pittsburgh

June 11th, 2008 Leave a comment Go to comments

I’m heading to the South Hills tonight from the north and plugged the address into Google Maps. It told me to…

ummmmm yeah. Either Google Maps 1) thinks I drive Death Proof 2) is out to kill me 3) is trying to thin the heard.

Here are the next 3 steps I should follow. The grand finale will be crashing into the 51 ramp.

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    • http://carolinefb.blogspot.com CarolineFB

      It must have forgotten it’s the United States and not Great Britain?

    • Dick Hammer

      “Suiciders guide to infinity”

    • http://thatnight.net Rachel

      LOL!

    • http://wrestlingmayhemshow.com DjLunchbox

      I happen to know the young man who drives the google car and aside from a heavy addiction to acid he is a fine gentleman.

    • http://www.thegspod.com John R. Carman

      I happen to drive the Google car and I thought I was the only one who could taste the arrows.

    • http://douglasderda.com douglas

      Caroline, well that explains why it says to look for the colour red belt :)

      Dickie, since you drive an ambulance, have you ever tried this maneuver to get to a scene or do you cause it to make one?

      Rachel, i actually LOL’d in my office when I saw it.

      Lunchbox & Carman, next time you 2 try this take a video camera.

    • http://haveagoodsandwich.org Woy

      I did the same thing as Rachel when I read this. You’d think Google would try not to kill people.

    • http://douglasderda.com douglas

      Woy, I believe it’s part of their plan to own your soul.

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    • http://miamishyner.vox.com MiamiShyner

      Google Maps are a work of the devil.
      On another note, glad to have found you here. Club Med-ers unite!

    • Arika

      I still think my favorite is Google-ing directions from new york to france where it tells you to jump off of a pier and SWIM to france.

    • http://douglasderda.com douglas

      MiamiShyner, while it is evil I still how I can click and drag a defined route to go the way I want because, ya know, I have shortcuts that GM doesnt recognize :) I can make Erie County my biatch!

      Arika, hahaha I forgot about the swimming to France thing. I still love that I can zoom in on the moon also.

    • http://www.clicksinternetmarketing.com Jami Broom

      that’s really funny! i wonder if it’s improved since you wrote this!

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