Uncle Teddy wants you to eat his meat this Thanksgiving!
I don’t usually comment on BACN I receive but this one was too good to pass up. Casinos are all the rage in PA and if you live in Western PA or WV odds have it that Ted Arneault owns the establishment you’re going to. Well this morning I received the following mailing:
Click on it and look at Ted. Honestly is this the BEST picture you can get of the megagillionaire? He looks like a character from a B movie horror flick that stuffed the turkey with either human remains or injected it with poison.
Once you get past the psychosis that is this image look at the deal. “Earn 750 players club points and win a turkey”. Stop right there. First off you’re getting a TURKEY from a CASINO. Secondly, you don’t know the size/weight of the thing. You could probably get a better deal at Giant Eagle and save yourself a ton of money. Finally, it’s a friggin turkey from a casino! I can hear the conversation at the dinner table. “Gee willikers mom, this is the bestest meal ever!” “Thanks Billy, we can thank Presque Isle Downs for this Thanksgiving feast… oh BTW, I blew your inheritance on the nickel slots. Want a wing?”
I have no problem with casinos at all but when I see deals like this I can’t help but shake my head and laugh. Man I can’t wait until Don Barden opens one on the North Shore here. Wonder what he’ll be giving away?
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