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Drive a BMW and you can say “I AM THE LAW!”

September 25th, 2007 Leave a comment Go to comments

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I swear to God that besides a couple people I know, everyone else behind the wheel of a Beemer is completely oblivious to reality. Even more like the Smug episode of South Park.
This gem was taken as I drove by the Warrendale Park n Ride off Brush Creek Road this morning. It’s not the first time this person has parked like this which is why I stopped because you know… if there should be one mark on the car the owner will be the first to say “oh geeze… i don’t know why I was hit.”

I don’t want to limit this to BMW drivers though. I’ve noticed that anyone in a sports car or SUV who drives in Cranberry is a tool also. I should have taken a picture of the lady yesterday who didn’t know how to park her big ass Expedition at GetGo so she took up the entire side of the pumps. Personally I think SUVs and trucks over a certain length/height should have their own designated parking area but that’s a whole ‘nother post.

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    • http://zeroface.wordpress.com Phil

      Good of you not to pigeon-hole BMW drivers, but they do tend to stereotype themselves. I can’t count how many times I’ve been cut off by the BMW emblem on the road, and how many times I’ve had to park further away than necessary with my disabled mother-in-law in the car because of some above-the-law, selfish BMW owner, who disregards the disabled-only sign in the parking lot.

      How difficult are car bombs to make?

    • http://douglasderda.com douglas

      On time at Wal Mart I saw this bitch in a company SUV haul ass to a handicap spot and cut off an elderly couple. The couple ended up parking at the end of the lot and the man was in a walker. I was pissed so I called the company on the side of the lady’s truck and reported her. I then saw her in the store and she was trying to swindle a deal with a cashier. I swear I should be aloud to taser at will :)