Drive a BMW and you can say “I AM THE LAW!”

I swear to God that besides a couple people I know, everyone else behind the wheel of a Beemer is completely oblivious to reality. Even more like the Smug episode of South Park.
This gem was taken as I drove by the Warrendale Park n Ride off Brush Creek Road this morning. It’s not the first time this person has parked like this which is why I stopped because you know… if there should be one mark on the car the owner will be the first to say “oh geeze… i don’t know why I was hit.”
I don’t want to limit this to BMW drivers though. I’ve noticed that anyone in a sports car or SUV who drives in Cranberry is a tool also. I should have taken a picture of the lady yesterday who didn’t know how to park her big ass Expedition at GetGo so she took up the entire side of the pumps. Personally I think SUVs and trucks over a certain length/height should have their own designated parking area but that’s a whole ‘nother post.